Friday, June 23, 2006

An open letter to the man i saw jogging yesterday

Dear Sir:
While I admire your commitment to physical fitness, (and indeed you do look fit) I have a few suggestions for you. Firstly, I would recommend burning your white running shorts and buying something in a more opaque color. Granted the color white will keep you cool in this heat, it does not suit this type of garment, especially when you are drenched in sweat. Secondly, if you insist on wearing above mentioned shorts, please, PLEASE, PLEASE do not wear black bikini briefs with them. If you are confused as to why, think to a wet t-shirt contest and the answer should become clear. These are things I do not need to see while stuck in traffic. Thank you, and ever onward for your quest for fitness.




Jenny R said...

ewwww. I guess you should be thankful that he wasn't that guy at the beach in NH.
My word verification is syisihi. Sounds yummy.

Severina said...

At least he HAD underwear.


Lani said...

I was laughing through your post. That is funny. I am with Severina on this one, at least he had underwear on. EEEEK!

msfortuknit said...

goddess! hahaha you know that it made your day!!